*DING!*

LEVEL UP !!!

How sweet that sound ! How exciting the moment when the skill tree is enlightened by a new addition, freshly earned from hard work and luck and determination and a whole universe which we ignore totally. But it feels good, simply, to move forward. And to celebrate that fact, Original Fools comes back with a brand new track to shake your mind and move your head !

~~~ WARNING !
Though at first glance the content of this track might seem to be aimed at this category of the population called “Gamers”, it would be a mistake to forget that Life itself is a game, and the same rules apply.

Because, after all, what is 2013 but 2012 gaining a level up ?

Exactly !

Original Fools knows and brings you once again some sweet musical spices !

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LYRICS

Level Up

VERSE 1 :

Prepare yourself for what’s to come
Try and show your best, worry later ’bout the outcome
No need to be afraid, nobody’s too weak or too dumb
The key is in your mind, find it before you go numb
So me say
There’s no difficulty selection, it’s only hardcore
If you fail your life, it’s only death, don’t expect encore
But no need to go fast to be big, Time is not part of the score
If you don’t believe me just ask the Tyrannosaur
Some a dream so high
But dem a live so low
Smuggling fake supply
Like dem a Han Solo
Dem think dem a so wise
With the lil things they know
But the only mark they will leave is dem name written in the snow

CHORUS :

Yes it’s time to level up
Living without moving forward is like being dead already
So it’s time to bring it up
Shut up bout your troubles, change your equipment and spend all your XP
(bis)

VERSE 2 :

We don’t need no mushroom to grow fatter than Mario
If you are interested you are welcome in my ‘barrio’
With a few coins to spare I’ll make you see the stars
Dragons sleeping in dem lair and the merchant’s not too far
So are you coming ? Didn’t you tell me you want to change your life
Wasn’t your job too painful ? Too fuc*** **** your strife ?
Well here’s your time now, Don’t fight against the flow
Listen to me as I go
And join your voice with me :
Come on ! Let’s go stereo !

BREAK CHOIR :

Yes I can level up !
I wasn’t born that dumb, no !
Yes I can level up !
Give me those skill points, now !
Now you try !

Yes I can level up !
I wasn’t born that dumb, no !
No ! I can’t level… No !
This is not what we said !
Stick to the lyrics, goddammit.
Ahem…

CHORUS :

Yes it’s time to level up
Living without moving forward is like being dead already
So it’s time to bring it up
Shut up bout your troubles, change your equipment and spend all your XP
Yes it’s time to level up
Living without moving forward is like being dead already
So it’s time to bring it up
… And time to fight that wolf !
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VERSE 3 :

Seen? this is how you gain Xp
Cos nothing comes for free
You gotta give something to get something, just like alchemy
Some of your tears, some of your time, some of your mind, some of your blood,
Some money too, indeed, but maybe you should not go pray those gods,
Instead, feel free to share your old weapons
Your knowledge will never leave you so don’t hesitate to lend it to the young ones
The level ones, the padawans,
Those who never even thought yet once
The newbies, the game beginners
You played a monk, now play the nurse
While i play the fool
This is how I drool
Original to the core, with Damsy-bwoy we are so cool
When we clean the zombies hidden inside your head
We no take no fee, no we’re so happy cos without us you’d be dead
No need to thank us, no, because, you see,
In everything we do we’re only amassing Xp,
I could increase my speed
But I put one more in Speech
And probably one in Lockpick
Might be useful when I visit the Rich

No no, you can’t say that man. That’s not cool,
No really, that’s not cool. There’s a slight chance there’s some people listening to this track right now and you, you go and publicize theft. Not cool, dude, not cool.
See, that was supposed to be a positive track about Levelling up and now… now it’s just sad. Seriously, that’s the last time I do a track with you. Last time.
See you tomorrow.